Knocking people’s music has never been my thing. But there happened to be a lot of music this year that I heard good things about and seemed right up my alley but that I, for one reason or another, just didn’t get. So this isn’t a list of the worst music of the year so much as it is a list of misfired love affairs that might have been. (Except for the track list at the bottom. That’s really the list of the year’s objectively worst songs.)
albums
5. A Strange Arrangement by Mayer Hawthorne
I love, love, love what this dude is going for and I admire his pluck. It takes guts to put out a throwback soul record like this. He just lacks the chops to pull it off. I’m reminded of the scene in “The Commitments” where Deco says to the band’s backup singers “Ya have fair voices, but yer not puttin’ enougha thaaat into it!” This album is a sweet, quirky love letter to a better time, but nothing more.
4. Hometowns by The Rural Alberta Advantage
smitch is lucky he got married this year, otherwise I’d have socked him in the eye for recommending this album to me. I’ll chalk this one up to what I hereby dub “The Apples In Stereo Outlier Comet Effect” where our normally identical musical tastes take one wildly different turn away from one another exactly once every calendar year.
3. Hospice by The Antlers
The beauty of sad music– and until this record came along I thought I was as big a champion as there could be for weepy-bearded-white-dude-with-a-guitar music– is that it takes something horribly sad and makes it beautiful by reflecting on it musically. There is no reflection going on here. The Antlers are just dragging you through the muck with them, and the ride is so raw as to be unpleasant. I know this sounds like a glowing endorsement more than a criticism, so let me be perfectly clear as to why it’s on this list: I do not like this album because it hurts too much. Put another way, I do not like this album for the same reason my girlfriend dislikes horror movies. It may be very effective at eliciting an emotional response, but those are not emotions that I am looking to experience willfully.
2. Post-Nothing by Japandroids
Wanna know who else can compress the hell out of some heavy distortion and yell over three-chord changes? AN-Y-BO-DY.
1. Blood Bank by Bon Iver
Two things to start with here: 1) I know it’s an EP, but it still makes the cut because it’s my list and I make the rules. 2) I know this one smarts. I love him too. But let’s be honest and just get it out there that 75% of this EP sucks. ”Beach Baby” is the only good song in the bunch. The lyrics to “Bloodbank” are stilted and distracting, “Babys” is a total swing and miss that– admit it– bores you to tears and “Woods”… well, that one tops my next list.
tracks
10. “Fez – Being Born” by U2 – WTF?
9.“Heartbeat Radio” by Sondre Lerche
8. “Southern Point” by Grizzly Bear
7.“These Are My Twisted Words” by Radiohead – For some reason, this song sounds like someone trying to sound like Radiohead.
6.“Blood Money” by Spiral Stairs – Only because I hold you to such a high standard, SS. Eight minutes of plodding through the same… thing… over… and… over…
5.“Tweakers” by Spoon
4.“Haphazardly” by Rhett Miller
3.“Rave On” by M. Ward with Zooey Deschanel – If you’re gonna slow it down so much, lose the backup vocals. They just sounds creepy.
2. “You Are The Blood” by Sufjan Stevens
1. “Woods” by Bon Iver – Not all experiments work. I’ll just leave it at that.











Blind Pilot’s record “3 Rounds and a Sound” came out in 2008, but I didn’t spend much time with it until this last month. What at first blush sounds just pleasant proves to grow better and better with each listen with these guys.










I, like many others, got my first taste of
I don’t know how, but I had a